The toothpaste topper that gets a laugh every morning 🪥
The Grumpy Squeezy
Why every bathroom needs a Grinch 💚
The big laugh
He stole Christmas. Now he's squeezing out your toothpaste.
He looks like the Grinch squatting on your sink in his Santa suit — until you squeeze the tube and realise exactly where the toothpaste comes out. Instant laughter, every morning.
Actually useful
A joke gift they'll use twice a day.
It's a real toothpaste topper, so it doesn't end up in a drawer. Pop it on the tube, leave it by the sink and let the Grinch do the dirty work.
Got questions? We've got you.
How does it work?
Attach your toothpaste tube to the connector on the front, then squeeze the tube as usual. The paste comes out the back, right onto your brush.
Will it fit my toothpaste?
[Which tube sizes it fits — confirm with your supplier]
Is it a good gift for a Secret Santa or White Elephant?
It's made for it. It gets the biggest laugh of the night and it's genuinely useful afterwards.
Will it arrive before Christmas?
Order by December 1 and it's guaranteed to arrive in time for Christmas. You'll get a tracking number as soon as it ships.
What if I don't love it?
You're covered by our 30-day money-back guarantee — just message our support team.